First of all there was Ray
He went with Deidre yeh Ray
Thought that he was the bee's knee
But now he's left her and she's pleased
And just in case you meet
Deidre down Coronation Street
She's a slag
Everybody sing... Deidre's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidre's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidre's a slag
Mike Baldwin came like a flash
He had a Jag-U-ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
Neckin on he squeezed her tight
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag
Everybody sing... Deidre's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidre's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidre's a slag
Ken was