I'm on the outside
And I just wanna go home
Two pints of sherry
And I wanna be left alone
My daddy's calling
He just lost his job
To a guy called Joel
Who owns a yacht
And I
Pray all the time
To keep myself at bay
I pray I might just find
Wah wah wah
Am I a mummy
Or am I a daddy's son?
Cos neither smoked grass
Or drank when they were young
Now it may seem kooky
But please let me explain
I hear something calling
And it ain't just a steam train
And I
Pray all the time
To keep myself alive
I pray I might just find
I'm on the outside
Wah wah wah
Wah wah wah
Wah wah wah"