Taking your clothes off for me
Isn't intimate in the least
Making a woman out of me
Without your tongue between my teeth
I would change my whole life for you
But you would never want me to
Promise I will stay this cute
If you will ever want me, too
But she'll never not have you
She'll never not have you
She'll never not have you
She'll never not have you
And I'll never not love you
I'll never not love you
I'll never not love you
I'll never not love you
Pulling the rug from under me
I'm domesticated until you breathe
Your shameful eyes love to play with me
'Til you hurry home
You have a mouth to feed
I will move to Malibu
Just to not run into you
But she'll never not have you
She'll never not have you
She'll never not have you
She'll never not have you
And I'll never not love you
I'll never not love you
I'll never not love you
I'll never not love you
Let's play pretend
I'll find another man
You'll be married in a few years
And get a new apartment
Let's fake it if we can
Pretend you're not settling
'Cause leaving her is a new fear
But I can fill in
Oh, I can fill in
I can play pretend
I'll buy you a wedding gift
Each time you look at it
She'll find you diminish
Lets fake it if we can
Pretend you're not a moth
Pretend I'm not a flame
Forget about our March
Forget my last name