One Knight Stands - Stinky Cheese Lyrics

One two three four!
You know what you are?
A blue cheese bitch yeah f*ck you!
You slather it on everything
To you it may be gold but blue cheese is just shit mold!

Blue cheese on your burger blue cheese on your fries
That funky moldy mess you idolize
At every party it's in every dip
F*ck that shit it just ruins the trip

Blue cheese it's a crime on my plate
In salads and wings it seals their fate
A culinary sin so sharp and brash
With every bite it tastes like ass

I met a chef once down in Baltimore
He tried to serve blue cheese that f*cken whore
With every course it made an appearance
This dairy disaster my dietary grievance

(B-L-U-E-C-H-E-E-S-E)
Get the f*ck away from me!
Yo bro check the kitchen what's that smell?
It's blue cheese man oh what the hell?

What's this topping on my steak shits so bleak
F*cken blue cheese I'll rip you a new butt cheek
You think it's gourmet you think it's yum
But this f*cken blue cheese it just makes me run

Why you gotta ruin every dish?
Don't do it again you f*ckin bitch!
For those who love it keep the f*ck out my face
I'd rather eat nothing don't stink up the place