[ Featuring his Phone ]
I texted my boss, said "I'll be there soon,
But auto-correct changed it to I'll see you in June
I meant to say meeting, it typed out mating
Now my boss thinks I'm some sort of loon.
Never laughed so hard, oh what a sight
Auto-correct, you mess up every night
From kisses to asses and duck to f
These crazy mistakes, they pack quite a cluck
I told my friend let's grab some lunch,
But auto-correct said let's grab a bunch
I typed I'm on my way, it said I'm on my hay
Now she thinks I'm high on a hunch
Never laughed so hard, oh what a sight
Auto-correct, you mess up every night
From "kisses" to "asses" and "duck" to f
These crazy mistakes, they pack quite a cluck
Wanted to send pizza, it changed to penis,
Texted my mom I'm great, it said "I'm a genius.
I tried to say let's meet, it wrote let's meat,
Now everyone thinks I'm quite the menace.
Auto-correct, oh you're such a tease,
Turning please into peas with so much ease.
Meant to text let's hang, it changed to let's bang,
Oh, the embarrassment, won't you please
Never laughed so hard, oh what a sight,
Auto-correct, you mess up every night
From kisses to Asse-s and duck to f
These crazy mistakes, they pack quite a cluck
Said I'll be right there, it typed I'll be bare,
Meant to say let's chat, it wrote let's shat.
Wanted to type I'll help, it changed to I'll yelp,
Now they think I'm some sort of brat.
Never laughed so hard, oh what a sight,
Auto-correct, you mess up every night
From kisses to Ass-es and duck to f
These crazy mistakes, they pack quite a cluck
So here's to the texts that make us giggle,
To the ducks and forks that always wiggle.
Auto-correct, you drive us insane,
But without you, we'd have less to entertain.
Never laughed so hard, oh what a sight,
Auto-correct, you mess up every night
From "kisses" to "Ass-es" and "duck" to f
These crazy mistakes, they pack quite a cluck
So when you're texting, just take it in stride,
Auto-correct's got a wild ride
From "hugs" to bugs and dear to beer,
These funny mistakes bring us all cheer!
