[ Featuring his Phone ]
I woke up this morning craving something sweet
Opened up the fridge but it was playing hard to beat
Asked for milk and honey it gave me a steak
This smart fridge baby it's a big mistake
It's got WiFi Bluetooth tech to the max
But it can't tell eggs from my sixpack of snacks
I try to tell it but it just won't listen
Every single morning it's a tech collision
Smart fridge miscommunications
In the heart of my kitchen station
It's a rock and roll frustration
Smart fridge miscommunications
I just want some veggies maybe a little fruit
It offers me a burger dressed in a suit
I said "Hey fridge how about some toast?"
It sends me an alert "Your butter's a ghost"
It's got screens and apps lights that flash
But it can't find my cheese it's a digital crash
I swipe I tap but it's still a mess
This hightech fridge causing so much stress
Smart fridge miscommunications
In the heart of my kitchen station
It's a rock and roll frustration
Smart fridge miscommunications
Oh give me back the days of simple refrigeration
No more techinduced food complications
I just want a snack without a tech sensation
But this smart fridge baby needs a new translation
Late night hunger creeping like a thief
I ask for water it gives me beef
I'm losing my mind it's a kitchen war
This smart fridge battle I can't take no more
It's got all the gadgets all the flair
But it can't find my bread anywhere
I'm singing this song to let it be known
Smart fridge miscommunications leave me alone
Smart fridge miscommunications
In the heart of my kitchen station
It's a rock and roll frustration
Smart fridge miscommunications
So here's to the fridge that can't get it right
Rock and rolling through the kitchen every night
Smart fridge miscommunications
Turning my meals into rock sensations
