Only Kids Allowed - Gassy Pug Lyrics

Verse]
I got a puppy and he comes with me
He comes with me and he runs with me
And hops around and he jumps on me
My loyal friend is a pug
But when I sit with him on the couch
He climbs on my head and he climbs on my lap
He climbs on my neck and he holds my hand
Then suddenly
I hear a..

[Chorus]
He farted
My dog farted
I left my dog unsupervised and he farted
He farted
My dog farted
His little dog food made him fart
I love my little pug
But he farted

[Verse]
He loves to bark and he loves to whine
When I catch a bird he jumps really high
I love to give him Scooby Snacks
Oh
He loves those Scooby Snacks
I always walk him around the block
He loves my neighbor's old brown socks
He drinks out of my water dish
Even when I don't give it
And when

[Chorus]
He farted
My dog farted
He loves to wag his curly pug tail and he farted
He farted
My dog farted
He loves to play tag and he farted
He farted
My dog farted
He loves to go on long walks and he farted
He farted
My dog farted
Aw
I love my little pug even when he's stinky
Even when he's stinky
Oh

[Outro]
He farted
My dog farted
Aw
He farted
My little puppy farted