[Verse]
Mister Pennywig's a fish
And if you asked
He'd grant a wish
He lives below the books and reeds
And waits for school to end and leave
[Chorus]
When it's late and teachers gone
And children have an empty desk
He sneaks around and takes his pick
Little hands clutch pens to chest
[Verse]
Schools believe in eraser thieves
But so what if they do?
It's clear to me! Obvious
You see!
He's just after loot
[Chorus]
He moonlights until day
To send shivers down their spine
He hoards and keeps them anyway
And never ever gives them back
[Verse 2]
Mister Pennywig the fish
Came from somewhere in the waves
He's fishy with a kind of wish
To separate the blue and black
[Chorus]
When it's late and teachers gone
And children have an empty desk
He sneaks around and takes his pick
Little hands clutch pens to chest