She picked me up at the bar last night
I was drunk and she seemed funny
Her face was smiling when she took my hand
Said to me, Boy, come be my Hero
I can't explain it
I've been cheated
How could this happen?
Oh man she's so ugly
So what happens to girls when the sun has arrived
And the beer has left my body
I can't explain how this could happen
But yesterday, then she was a pretty
I can't explain it
I've been cheated
How could this happen?
Oh man she's so ugly
I can't explain it
I've been cheated
How could this happen?
Oh man she's so ugly
When I woke up, I was so happy
Then she turned around, and so did my stomach
I had to run, I grabbed my trousers
Then she yelled at me, are you a Fago?
I can't explain it
I've been cheated
How could this happen?
Oh man she's so ugly
Uagh, ish, uaaagh
I can't explain it
I've been cheated
How could this happen?
Oh man she's so ugly
I can't explain it
I've been cheated
How could this happen?
Oh man she's so ugly