Do we eat clams, trout, or gefilte fish
It's not too difficult to call
Why eat crab cakes or octopus
Instead of soup with matzo balls
You know that catfish, rabbit stew, or escargot
Don't make a shabbos meal
Rather have cholent, potato kugel and letcho
Than tiger, piranha, or eel
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat
No matter if it's dairy, fish, or meat
Gotta have split hooves and chew its cud
Let the pig stay in the mud
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat
Make sure that it has fins and scales
Don't eat dolphins, save the whales
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat
Falafel, couscous, sambusak, babaganush, lachmagine
Liver, herring, steak on the bone
The delicious food here in TheZone
No matter your preference, style, taste, or appetite
There's something that's sure to appeal
Entrez au cous. Fine cuisine and a quick bite
There's kosher for all kinds of meals
So before you swallow any type of food
Check that it's rabbinically approved
O-U, O-K, CRC, JSOR, for Sefardi's
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat
Badatz hisachdus, KAJ, nitra, kehilla, and star K
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat
Make sure it's only kosher food you eat