Opal Rea - Flat Earth - Who Really Cares? Lyrics

Chris is back on TikTok live debating about the Earth
He's got his maps and theories questioning its girth
"Is it flat? Is it round?" they argue all night long
Chris says "It's all a cover-up-don't tell me I'm wrong!"
Flat or round who really cares?
I'm here for opals not science fairs
While Chris debates I cut my stone
But I think he's lost it-he's in the flat zone!
"Water stays level explain that if you can!"
I'm busy cutting an opal not this crazy plan
Chris pulls out his spirit level says "The proof is clear!"
Mate I just want to carve this gem-what's the drama here?
Flat or round who really cares?
I'm here for opals not science fairs
While Chris debates I cut my stone
But I think he's lost it-he's in the flat zone!
He's calling me a "globehead" says "Wake up Gaz it's true!"
But I'm just carving Lightning Ridge not watching TikToks too
If the Earth is flat do opals still shine?
Chris grab your opals mate and leave that flat Earth behind!
Now he's got a map of opal fields-"See they're all spread out!
If the Earth was truly round mate they'd roll about!"
I sigh and shake my head as my opals take shape
Chris opals sparkle either way your theory's just fake
Flat or round who really cares?
I'm here for opals not science fairs
While Chris debates I cut my stone
But I think he's lost it-he's in the flat zone!
So Chris my friend let's call it a truce
The Earth's shape won't cut opals loose
Stick to the gems forget the debate
Flat or round opals are just great!
Flat or round who really cares?
We're here for opals not science fairs
Chris and Gaz back to the stone
Let's leave the flat zone and carve alone