How many diddies would a P Diddy diddy if a P Diddy could diddle diddies
How many diddies would a P Diddy diddy if a P Diddy could diddle diddies
How many diddies would a P Diddy diddy if a P Diddy could diddle diddies
Tell where the f*cking lube is Diddy
So who can tell me the amount of diddies that P Diddy has diddied
Mister Diddy sittin' thinkin' that Bieber looks so pretty
Someone has gotta know some diddies
That P Diddy has diddied
How many diddies would a P Diddy diddy if a P Diddy could diddle diddies
How many diddies would a P Diddy diddy if a P Diddy could diddle diddies
Tell where the f*cking lube is Diddy
So who can tell me the amount of diddies that P Diddy has diddied
Mister Diddy sittin' thinkin' that Bieber looks so pretty
Someone has gotta know some diddies
That P Diddy has diddied
Diddy
Bieber
Lube, and
Party
Won't someone please tell us about all the diddies that P Diddy has diddied