Brunch reservations at 10 locked in
Pancake flight eggs benny bloody mary's
Bottomless mimosas juevos rancheros
Only one rule
No kids allowed
We timed it perfect
Eat shit church crowd
Just a bunch of adults actin' all rich
Spendin' money on booze
F*ck rent
Before we hit the next spot grab a pic right quick
Hashtag sunday funday then I post that shit
We can't drink all day
If we don't start in the morning
We can't party all night
Cus why the f*ck would we want to
Next stop dive bar
Then it's bevy's on a patio get in my car
I drank a half a glass of water
So I'm good to drive
Road sodas
Hell yes
F*ckin' high five
First things first
Shots shots shots
Scotty's chuggin' brewskis
Scott scott scott
No vapes today we're blazin
Butts butts butts
Just bros bein' homies and hoes bein' sluts
F*ck the waitress put us all on one
Now it's time to play the game
Who had what
Some have cash some have credit
Some use venmo some use debit
We went zero to 100 like a lamborghini
And then I irish goodbye bye
Houdini
We can't drink all day
If we don't start in the morning
We can't party all night cus why
Why
Why
Why the f*ck would we want to
Brunch sunday funday
Brunch sunday funday sunday funday
Brunch sunday sunday sunday funday
Brunch
We can't drink all day
If we don't start in the morning
We can't party all night
Literally we can't