I ain't got no band no fans
I ain't in demand
I'm just Ego
But if your down to jam gat damn
Jump in my van ven conmigo
In the mirror
I'm a star
Egomaniac that's who you are
You're watching every move every pose
I strike pose I strike a pose for ya baby
I got you in a trance
Do you wanna dance
Do you wanna dance
Do you wanna dance
Dance with me tonight
You're under my command
Clap you hands
Clap you hands
Clap clap your hands.
Let's go baby
Spotlight center stage
Are you f*ckin' ready to rage
You're under my command
Clap you hands
Clap you hands
Clap your hands
Let's go baby
I had a f*ckin' crazy idea
Create a person
Make him bad in bed
Decent at head and great at cursin'
But what are your options for names
Picked up ego dropped a beat
Added some fake bass
Some fake synthesizers
And said that's neat
But what do you talk about
When there's nothing to say
Talk about chicks and dicks
And dancin' with dudes
But you're not gay
Anyway
Tenacious D and lil Dicky beat ya to it
If failing at music was a little dicky I blew it
Now there's cum in my hair egg on my face
And it's because
Your legacy will be
A true has been that never was
Your window of opportunity slammed shut
Guess what
I tried to sell my soul to tha devil
Told me get f*ck'd
So I went to the music store
Spent my savings on a bunch of dildos
Lub'd em up
Wrote some bad songs
And bit the pillow
For real tho
What did you expect
Better yet what did I
A hit song for the tape deck
Local respect a slice of pie
But I still got my mom and my job
But the fam I'm close to losing
Cus my free time is now spent
Writin' dumb shit and f*ckin' boozin'
All your kids want is to see you play
Well they can't
Cus I cant write a f*ckin song a normal way
You're too old for love songs
You're too privileged to rap
My niche
The top of the wage and the age gap
The people that come to see me
Have an in-ground pool
Drive Escalades and f*ckin'
Peaked in high school like me
But see if you're listenin' right now
That's better than being famous somehow
Cus I ain't got no band no fans
I ain't in demand
I'm just Ego
But if your down to jam god damn
Jump in my van ven conmigo