Option Ego - The Rolls at Texas Roadhouse Lyrics

We would've won that football game
If we hadn't muff'd the punt
And I would've married what's her name
But she turned into a
See you in ten minutes
Is what my daddy said
When he left for a pack of smokes
And you'll never make a livin'
Writin' songs and tellin' jokes
Man what a joke
I've been stood up
And I've been knocked down
Since I was just a kid
I've had nowhere to turn
When life turned to shhhh
I've been on the ground
And pushed around
And the only thing I've found
Is that there's two things
That have never let me down
The cinnamon butter
And the rolls at Texas Roadhouse
Well it rained on my wedding day
And it's been raining ever since
I came to terms that I'd never be
The King of Pop or Prince
And all I ever wanted was a son
And then I had a baby girl
And I've shucked a million oysters
Never found a pearl
I've been stranded at an airport
Been rejected at a bar
I've been left on read
I been left for dead
And had a flat tire on my car
And I've doubled down on blackjack
And then been dealt a three
And I tried to shoot tequila
And had tequila shoot at me
Been stood up
And I've been knocked down
Since I was just a kid
I've had nowhere to turn
When life turned to shhhh
I've been on the ground
And pushed around
And the only thing I've found
Is that there's two things
That have never let me down
The cinnamon butter
And the rolls at Texas Roadhouse
Ahhh roll on
(I want that sirloin medium rare baby
Ahhh load up that bake potato)
Been stood up
And I've been knocked down
Since I was just a kid
I've had nowhere to turn
When it all turned to shhhh
I've been on the ground
And pushed around
And the only thing I've found
Is that there's two things
That have never let me down
The cinnamon butter
And the rolls at Texas Roadhouse