(Is Option Ego on the call)
8 am Microsoft Teams meeting
I've got my voice muted camera on
I'm coffee drinking
The first slide shows the market's in a decline
How 'bout we take that offline
Take that offline
Take that offline
We'll never follow up
Why the actual f*ck are we meeting
(Is Option Ego on the call)
The purpose of this meeting is to talk about
If we need another meeting
We have a hard stop at 9
And action items need completing
Its 8:58
Does anybody have anything to add
And then Karen starts talking over Sally and Sally over Brad
I scream at my laptop lose my shit
I hate this job I want to quit
And then I have a panic attack
Until I verify that I'm still on mute
And I go to say goodbye and thanks guys
My doorbell rings and my dog starts
Losing their shit
I want to die
And then my boss says
(Uh is everything alright)
(Option Ego has left the call)