Why
Why did I have kids
Why did I go and f*ck my life like I did
Why
Why did I have kids
Why do I always have to be like my friends
Why
Why
Damn these little shits are expensive
Offensive defensive
With a sense of entitlement
When they haven't done shit
Besides come out a vagina
And possibly ruin my life
These little things are disgusting
Untrusting I'm adjusting
But I can't seem
To do the sandwich cut off the crust thing right Or anything really
I had it all money sex and free time
Now I play dolls cars and Fortnite
So why why did I have kids
Why did I go and f*ck my life like I did
Why
Why did I have kids
Why do I always have to be like my friends
Why
Why
These f*ckin' things are annoying
And I am not enjoying
The life that they're destroying
And did mention they've possibly ruined my life
These f*ckin' things are exhausting and
Costing a fortune and constantly flossing and
Bossing me around
I live in fear
I want it all money sex and my time back
And now I'm lucky if I get 30 minutes after books
And baths and bedtime snack
So why
Why did I have kids
Why did I go and f*ck my life like I did
Why
Why did I have kids
Why do I always have to be like my friends
Why
Why
Some day when I'm old and gray
And addicted to Fox News
I'll look back and say it'll all make sense
All the trips and shits and zoos
The after school sports tuition cost
And all the sleepless nights
Are the only thing that was worth a shit
In a rather worthless life
But thats not tonight
Not tonight
Hush little baby don't say a word
Momma's gonna buy you anything you want
Twinkle twinkle little star
Uh f*ckin' rockabye baby
Hush little baby don't say a word
Daddy's gonna do whatever mommy wants
Uh f*ckin' twinkle twinkle little star
Uh f*ckin' rockabye baby