Instant gratification and proof it's electric - go stick your face in it
Even if you loved me more I'd respect the problem - realize it's a process
I know my haircut's clean
And my clothes look nice
But don't come up to me for advice
Because I always fall apart by Tuesday and it's Monday night
So much to remember, just to forget it all by December
Please don't macrame a new life for me and my one thousand problems