Boogers, Boogers, Boogers
Boogers in your nose
Why don't you get yourself
A box of tissues for those?
You only got One Body
Everybody knows
Boogers ain't gonna blow themselves
That's the way it goes...
You only got One Body
So you got to take care of your body
If you want to be somebody
Take care of your nose
Dirt, Dirt, Dirt
Dirt between your toes
Why don't you get yourself
A nice hot shower for those?
You only got One Body
Everybody knows
Fungi ain't that fun when it
Grows between you toes...
You only got One Body
So you got to take care of your body
If you want to be somebody
Take care of your toes
When you take care of yourself
You can take care of others
When you're happy and in health
You can help your other sisters and your Other Other Brothers
Broccoli, broccoli, broccoli,
Stuck between your teeth
Ain't ya heard you're supposed to brush
More than once a week
You only got One Body
And it's true, you are unique
But ain't nobody gonna wanna talk to you buddy
If every time you speak
Your breath reeks
You only got One Body
So you got to take care of your body
If you want to be somebody
Take care of your teeth
You only got One Body
You only got One Body
You only got One Body
Unless you got a clone