Sittin' down at the border, loadin' up my load
Headed North a few hours, back to San Antone
Little town of Progreso, pueblo up on the shore
Went to the farmacia, they had everything and more
Drivin' back from that border, fast and furious
Gotta make that checkpoint up in, Falfurrias
So gimme a bump of that sugar, buster, let me drive the bus
Carvin' all up through the valley, makin' a big cloud of dust
So go on son, and tell me, what y'all haulin' back there
It's only avocados, Sir, there's really no need to keep us here
Next week on down to Marfa, gonna cross the lights
If I get nabbed in Ojinaga, won't put up a fight
If they stop me at customs I'll, pop a Valium
And maybe half that white Xanny I got hidden, in a pack of gum
So go on son and tell me, what y'all haulin' back there
It's only avocados, Sir, there's really no need to keep us here
Son, I don't believe you, why don't I just take a look back there
There's really no need for that now, Sir, besides, you're gonna need a warrant for that shit, there
Aww, shit
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Avocado Truckin
Yes, Sir