I don't buy lotion from the store because it's free right out my penis
I don't take any showers, I just bathe in my own semen
When my cum is shaded red, they call me the goonin demon
I'm acting out my pornos, I feel like I'm Martin Freeman
She got a big ol' strap on, stick it in me, can't stop creamin
I wake up with a boner, but I can't think what I'm dreamin
Codeine in my cup, it's that purple that I'm drinkin
I can't get off these drugs, Viagra is my only friend
She gobblin' on my gooch, after her head I still give her a smooch
I'm leavin' my kids on her boobs, I'm writin' my name in her cooch
Lumbert's head is shaped like a cube, I'm shavin' a heart on my pubes
I see a gay dude and I look at my bulge, it really just starts to protrude
I need to stop rappin' on drugs, I put my balls in her mouth, Jalen Suggs
Her period blood what I chug, they call me the period bug
I asked her if she would make me a period blood smoothie
Her period blood on my forehead, I feel like I'm Lil Uzi
I'm bathin' in her discharge, I call that a big jacuzzi
Gooch Goblin, Gooch Goblin, Gooch Goblin
Alright, I'm just gonna confess
I got a masturbation problem, it was like a bullet hit me in the chest
I can't help it, I just get stressed
I see boobs, I see all the breasts
In my room, I'm gettin' undressed
I get in the mode, it's like I'm possessed
The girls I start to caress, my doctor gave me a dick test
In porn, I start to invest
The girls I start to molest
I got condoms I stuffed in my vest
Yeah, but I don't use them
I spiked her drink, I had to seduce him
Then her mom walked in, I had to lose him
I jumped the fence, like Alex Caruso
Gooch Goblin, Gooch Goblin