Paddy Stax - Dhall TRU Lyrics

Calling all Dhallers Duke Dogs and college kids across the nation
This is Paddy Stax on the mic
Bout to show you around the dopest dining hall in the land
JMUs pride and joy DHAAALLL TRUUUUU

I wake up with a broad on my lap
Take a hit of that loud then let her tickle my sack
Bitch I'm back It's Paddy Mayo bout ta Paddy Whack
And I'm going all in on this Dhall track
So I rise say my goodbyes and she cries
I'm sorry but I'm feigning for some Dhall fries
Gather the guys and we head out the door
Rolling deep stomachs growling like a lions roar
Bout to eat Dhall all the way through to its core
But hold up its bright and hace calor
As we walk the sweat begins to pour
Tell all the ladies better wear a hat
Cuz it's never shady when you roll with Dhall Pat
Suns blazing so I throw on my hater blockers
Now the biddies can't tell when I'm staring at their knockers
So don't huff don't sigh wake up get high
And then meet me up at Dhall for some apple pie
After you gorge don't forget about splash
You gotta wash down that dank ass buffalo mash
It's like after you smoke a blunt you're gonna have to ash
Like after you spot a dime you gon have to smash
Call me Dhulk cuz I smash my food and then I Dhall Dash

Dhall's true Dhall's true
You wanna go to Dhall just me and you
There's plenty to eat and lots to do
And for only a punch you can munch til you spew

I'm Dazed sifting through the purple haze
Bitch I'm crazed in the prime of my Dhall phase
I eat here day after day I'm like a thoroughbred chomping on a bale of hay
But hay's for horses so watch me blaze through these 7 dope courses
I'll redefine what it means to force it
But let me be clear kids I don't endorse it
I'm incredibly baked more so than Lays
I'm getting torched by these UV rays
The Undisputed Victor Dhall filets any other dining hall you'd be amazed
Watch my ways and I'll show you how to navigate this maze
Come with me and join my quest to put these minor league dining halls to rest
They can't contest Dhall's the best
And if you got that dough then you better invest

So puff and stuff motherf*ckers cuz it's Dhall time
Time to Nom on this brunch and refuel the mind
Eat as much as you please for only one punch
Take after me Paddy Stax call me Captain Munch
Here at Dhall your money's well spent
Nobody's gonna judge when you show up bent
Not a worry in the world your parents pay your rent
And when I mow down 5 plates I don't make a dent in my pile
So sit back and smile while I tell you why this dream world is worthwhile

Dhall's true Dhall's true
You wanna go to Dhall just me and you
There's plenty to eat and lots to do
And for only a punch you can munch til you spew
Dhall's true Dhall's true
You wanna go to Dhall just me and you
There's plenty to eat and lots to do
And for only a punch you can munch til you spew

Now let me get all the Dhallers to gimme a clap
Gimme a clap gimme gimme a clap
We've got a variety of drinks on tap
We're the Dhall Gang we don't take no crap
So go on freshman and pull out your map
Find DHALL and then get here ASAP

Don't get offended it's just part of my plan
And I appreciate the fans just don't end up like Stan
I get 19 meals a week I'm a Dhall fiend
And I laugh in the face of the freshman 15
When you see my rolls you know I'm packing bowls
And that I'm dining on hella more than rice and beans
Bitch I'm mean blowing on the stankest greens
Then I'm munching out at Dhall til I split my spleen
Puffing on that live ass loud bitch I'm fat and proud
Long ago I said farewell to staying lean
I'm talking 25 pounds in my first semester
Now I take up three seats on the f*cking chesterfield
Foods too true I ain't gonna yield You can hate all you want
I got my Dhall shield It's the Dhall Staff the best in their field
And their bomb ass dishes is what I wield
All hail Paddy Stax you know the deal
Captain Munch is on the prowl I got the wheel
And I got more blubber than a Leopard Seal
So fire up the grill it's time for my next meal

Dhalls woah Dhalls wow
Dhalls got the grub to make you go OW
Dhalls woah Dhalls wow
Dhalls got the grub to make you go OW

If it was up to me id eat Dhall for life
All I need is a plate a fork and knife
And Maybe someday I'll get a Dhall wife
JMU for Life