Pagan Honey Productions - The Big Hero Lyrics

They said I couldn't do it, said I'd just fall flat!
But look who's standin' here with the outlaw in his hat!
Now gather 'round, folks, it's time for a show,
Let me tell ya how I caught the worst bandit you'll know!

He slipped through the fingers of every tough hand,
Dodged every posse across the whole land.
But I had a plan, yes, I had the guts,
And now he's tied tighter than a squirrel's stash of nuts!

I got 'em, I got 'em, they said I couldn't get 'em, but I got 'em!
The slickest of thieves is hogtied and mine,
Oh, I'll be the hero of this ol' town in time!

He tried to outsmart me, but I had the brains,
Tracked him through canyons, mud, and pouring rains.
He thought he was clever, tried tricks and disguise,
But I saw right through it-this here cowboy's wise!

I got 'em, I got 'em, they said I couldn't get 'em, but I got 'em!
The trickiest outlaw couldn't get away,
Oh, I'm the big shot now, it's my lucky day!

"Hey now, partner, don't you squirm!"
"That knot's mighty tight, and you'll never confirm-"
"Wait... hold on... what's that sound?"

I'll ride into town with my head held high,
They'll cheer, they'll holler, I'll kiss the gals goodbye!
But wait a dang second-where's that outlaw now?
Aw, he done slipped away-holy cow!

I lost 'em, I lost 'em, I thought I had 'em, but I lost 'em!
The ropes were tight, or so I had reckoned,
Now he's runnin' free, oh, just give me a second!

I'll chase him again, I'll track him all night,
Through cactus and sagebrush 'til the morning light.
But for now, I'll eat crow and admit my defeat,
The outlaw's gone-but next time, I'll compete!

I'll get 'em, I'll get 'em, next time I swear I'll get 'em!
No outlaw can beat this cowboy's pride,
Just wait, I'll be the hero on the next ride!

Welp, folks, guess the braggin' ends here,
But don't you worry-this ain't my last frontier.
Next time you see me, I'll be back in style,
With the outlaw in tow... and maybe a tighter tie!