Put that cookie back
My mummy caught me with my hand in the jar
I was about to steal some cookies
Didn't get that far
She said: son you better listen to what I'm gonna say
She stayed silent but a whooping came my way
Put that cookie back
Put that cookie back
No I never do get what I want
My daddy caught me with my trousers hanging down
And also Lisa's knickers lay on the ground
He said: kids you better listen to what I'm gonna say
Something about STDs and then he sent her on her way
Pull your trousers up
Pull your trousers up
I never get what I want
No, I never get what I want
No I never do get what I want
No cookies
No honey
Gonna get myself some cookies
And all the honeys I can get
Gonna get myself some cookies
And all the honeys in my bed
I'm gonna get myself some cookies and some honey
'cause that's what I like a do
I'm gonna get myself some cookies and some honey
And if you don't like it you can chew on your shoe