I know two rats, and I know them well
One's six feet rotting in hell
The other one lives beneath a tree
He can sell you anything
There's too much cheddar in my briefcase
One swift kick and it's all erased
When the rat trap snaps will it break my face
I wanna know just how bad it tastes
What's bad for you is good for me
All the things you couldn't bring
Fill you up with empty space
You should've bought a suitcase
There's too much cheddar in my briefcase
One swift kick and it's all erased
When the rat trap snaps, will it break my face
I wanna know just how bad it tastes
There's too much cheddar in my briefcase
Don't give a f*ck if you want a taste
One quick kick and it's all erased
One swift kick, that's all it takes
There's too much cheddar in my briefcase
Don't give a f*ck if you want a taste
One quick kick and it's all erased
One swift kick, that's all it takes