Beatin' up Eric, that's how you make the money you be earnin
You're a big ol' man, I bet you be yearnin
You taught me nothin
From you, I do not be learnin
Every time you look at me, I think you're flirtin
Every time I sleep, I look at my window for you
Dirty Ernie, can lick till he's sturdy
Dirty Ernie, can lick till he's sturdy
This is Dirty Ernie, pee you smell so dirty
Dirty Ernie, can lick till he gets so sturdy
Dirty Ernie
Dirty Ernie, you smell like pee
Dirty Ernie, stay away from me
Mr. Ernie, you smell so dirty
Mr. Ernie, you smell so dirty
Dirty Ernie, you so, so freakin' dirty
You be like on the streets, I'll be in your girl sheets
Oh, I don't want to be
They smell like you do, and you smell like poo
You Dirty Ernie, you a nice guy in reality
But in the universe of papito nation
You Dirty, Dirty Ernie
And you still my friend though
Better than all of these girls
You so cool, on God
But Dirty Ernie
Dirty Ernie, get in my sheets
Get in my sheets
Dirty Ernie
Dirty Ernie, you are dirty
You look more than thirty, like a woman jerky
Hair not curly, just very greasy
Dirty Ernie, you fat and girty
Dirty Ernie, he took a journey
Yeah, I heard he was off to Turkey
To get a hair transplant, cause he's so ugly
Dirty Ernie