She's coming down your chimney pot, look at all the gifts she's got
She's took the turkey out the freezer, Granny ain't no Ebeneezer
Mistletoe and wine, and a curvature of the spine
We're having a Granny Christmas
Eat some mince pies and drink some beer
We're having a Granny Christmas, cause Granny might be dead next year
She's coming down your chimney stack, she wants to empty Santa's sack
She's put up her Cliff Richard poster, and soiled herself on your new sofa
Mistletoe and wine, and a curvature of the spine
We're having a Granny Christmas
Eat some mince pies and drink some beer
We're having a Granny Christmas, cause Granny might be dead next year
We're having a Granny Christmas
Eat some mince pies and drink some beer
We're having a Granny Christmas, cause Granny might be dead next year
Granny might be dead next year
Ooh, Granny might be dead next year
We're having a Granny Christmas
I've finished all my Christmas shopping
Would you like to see what's in my stocking
Pull yourself a cracker, and consume some calories
Merry Christmas to you, and all your families