Parker Ouellette - Jack Daniels Ain't a Friend of Mine Lyrics

Well I paid all my bills and I can't sit still
Lord, you know I gotta go out tonight
I wouldn't ever think to let my buddies drink
All alone, 'cause it wouldn't be right
So I'll hit the town and I'll clown around
Until somebody says it's time to go home
And despite my mother's warnings
Gonna wake up in the morning
Feeling sore, and singing this song

The rum gave me a run for my money
And it helped me with the honeys
But tequila taught me how to dance
And I never liked gin, but then again
Jesus said give everyone a second chance
And if I'm honest with myself
I probably could've done without
That last little bottle of wine
And Jack Daniels is a no good son of a bitch
And he's sure no friend of mine

The rum gave me a run for my money
And it helped me with the honeys
But tequila taught me how to dance
And I never liked gin, but then again
Jesus said give everyone a second chance
And if I'm honest with myself
I probably could've done without
That last little bottle of wine
And Jack Daniels is a no good son of a bitch
And he's sure no friend of mine

I made eighteen phone calls, I locked myself in a stall
To beg my baby for another chance
I've got dive bar dirt all over my shirt
But who the hell pissed in my pants?
I broke a couple of codes, I fell asleep in the road
I fell all the way down from cloud nine
And Jack Daniels is a no good son of a bitch
But goddamnit, he's a friend of mine

That Jack Daniels is a no good son of a bitch
But goddamnit the mans a friend of mine!