The Parlours - Middle England Lyrics

I love Middle England!
Leave home, Middle England
Crash your Corsa in a Cornershop
And then call me when you're over it
And I've changed my Instagram so many times
I don't know what I look like unless I'm in my highlight section
I'm a perfectly positive waste of space, but there is nowhere to waste it quite like Millwall away
Empty can of petrol sir, I promise you I'm leaving
But tell me is me or the children you've been cheating

Oh god!
What have I done?
I am no blasphemous child
I'm still my fathers son.
Clean the blood from my hands
Cause all my mates have gone to uni
And I'm still in this f*cking band!

And I would have gone there too
If I wasn't the girl you love
The girl you love
And I would have gone there too
If I wasn't the girl you love
The girl you love

I love Middle England!
Leave home, Middle England
Crash your Corsa in a Cornershop
And then call me when you're over it
And I've changed my haircut so many times
I don't know what I look like unless I'm in my fathers mirror
I'm a perfectly positive waste of space, but there is nowhere to waste it quite like Millwall away
Empty can of petrol sir, I promise you I'm leaving
But tell me is me or the children you've been cheating

And I would have gone there too
If I wasn't the girl you love
The girl you love
The girl you love
And I would have gone there too
If I wasn't the girl you love
The girl you love
The girl you love
And I would have gone there too
If I wasn't the girl you love
The girl you love
The girl you love
And I would have gone there too
If I wasn't the girl you love
The girl you love
The girl you love
The girl you love
The girl you
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