I've come here today to tell you a story about a seven-foot-tall alien from the planet Kashyyyk
The creature I'm talking about is called a Wookie, and Wookies are badass
The Wookie in question is best friends with Han Solo, and he flies in the Millennium Falcon
He has a name, and his name is Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Say you find yourself in a competition with a seven-foot-tall, hairy Wookie
You're playing a game of space chess on the Millennium Falcon
And you think you can win
In fact, you know you can win, you've got this Wookie dead to rights
Well, just know he can rip your arms off
So I have one suggestion for you...
Let the Wookie win
Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Chewbacca
Chewbacca