PastPixelsAI - The Feckers Lyrics

This little elf is trouble tonight
Hiding my keys, messing up the lights
Parents groan, Oh, not again
These little feckers drive us insane
Cookies crushed, milk is gone
Caught it dancing till the dawn
Why we do this every year
Elves bring chaos, not cheer
Hey, hey, elf on the shelf
Parents curse you, blame themselves
Hey, hey, elf on the shelf
You're no angel, can't you see
Stop your tricks and set us free
Sneaky fecker, climbing the tree
Stole my wine, left none for me
Parents plotting, it's the plan
Throw that elf in the garbage can
Yo, yo, check it out, these elves are wild
Breaking rules, acting vile
Parents tired, feckers be trippin
While I'm here with the mic just rippin
Gonna lock it up, call it a wrap
Elf on the shelf? Nah, it's a trap
Hey, hey, elf on the shelf
Parents curse you, blame themselves
Hey, hey, elf on the shelf
You're no angel, can't you see
Stop your tricks and set us free
Hey, hey, elf on the shelf
You're no angel, can't you see
Stop your tricks and set us free
No more feckers
No more feckers