Pat Fortney - Dirty Work Lyrics

Some guys won't do the dirty work
Some guys are squeaky clean
Well I'm not a doctor; I'm not a lawyer
Baby; that's not me

Some guys will do your taxes
Some guys will be your shrink
Some guys have a fancy college degree
Well, Baby, that's no me

So when you're feeling like you need that release
And every guy you know likes it squeaky clean
Pick up that phone Baby; give me a ring
I'm the man you need when you need dirty things

Yea, when you need a man to fix your needful curse
Yea, Baby
I'm the man you need when you need that dirty work; call me

When you need your cable fixed
Call the time-warner man
When you need some legal work
Call the government man

When you need your Whirlpool fixed
Call the Maytag team
When you need your kitchen scrubbed
Call Mr. Clean

But, when you're feeling like you need that release
And every guy you call likes it squeaky clean
Pick up that phone Baby; give me a ring
I'm the man you call when you need those dirty things

Yea, when you're feeling playful and perverse
Yea, Baby
I'm the man that knows how that dirty thing works; call me

Call me Baby, yea
Mr. Clean; Baby that's not me
I'm the man you call when you're feeling dirty