Patched Up Parachutes - Like Share Subscribe Lyrics

Thanks for joining me
I appreciate your support
Please consider becoming a member
Cos I'd like to quit my job

Here's a quick message from the same sponsor
You've heard it all before
If you like the shirt I'm wearing
You can buy it from my store

Like, share subscribe, feed the algorithm
Like, share subscribe, I need your validation
Let me know what you think
Let me know what you think
Let me know what you think
In the comments

Collating public knowledge and
Other people's content
Doesn't make you an authority on
Your chosen subject

Pretend to care about
Your viewers' opinions
Begging for likes
You sell your soul

Like, share subscribe, feed the algorithm
Like, share subscribe, I need your validation
Let me know what you think
Let me know what you think
Let me know what you think
In the comments

That's a definition of a you tuber
That's a definition of a you tuber

That's a definition of a you tuber
That's a definition of a you tuber

Influencer, my arrrrrrse

That's a definition of a you tuber
I'll never become a you tuber
Instead I'll take the piss out of you tubers

Influencer, my arrrrrrse

That's a definition of a you tuber
I'll never become a you tuber
Instead I'll take the piss out of you tubers
Influencer, my arrrrrrse

Influencer, my arrrrrrse
Influencer, my arrrrrrse
Influencer, my arrrrrrse
Influencer, my arrrrrrse