Whisky always seemed to burn my throat
I can't afford to buy the kind that don't
Drinkin' beer, I never really liked the flavor
So if you see me out and you want to do me a favor
Pour me up a chardonnay
I'm try'na get mellow on a weekday
I can't get drunk 'cause I gotta give a kid a bath
Nine-to-five, yeah I get paid
I ain't no country boy cliché
No-drama drinkin, no drunken aftermath
I kinda like it like that
Gin and tonic ain't the thing for me
Tequila never went down easily
Some of my friends like to brew their own IPAs
If I ain't drinkin' store-bought, I damn sure ain't drinkin' homemade
Pour me up a chardonnay
I'm try'na get mellow on a weekday
I can't get drunk 'cause I gotta give a kid a bath
Nine-to-five, well I get paid
I ain't no country boy cliché
No-drama drinkin, no drunken aftermath
I kinda like it like that
I don't like those smoke-filled rooms
You'd never see me under neon lights
You'll find me in my living room
With a box of wine
Sitting right there, next to my wife
Saying, Pour me up a chardonnay
It's time to get mellow on a weekday
We can get a little drunk, 'cause we're alone at last
Later on, yeah, who's to say
We might get busy if we're still awake
Little bit of drinkin, little bit of bubble bath
I kinda like it like that
Pour me up a chardonnay
Try'na to get mellow on a weekday
We can get a little drunk, 'cause we're alone at last
I kinda like it like that
I kinda like it like that