_Patrickconnor - Christmas Is Virtually Here Lyrics

If only there was a way in a dangerous world like this
In a year when it's gone to pieces, to take you away from it
What if I told you there's something you have to try to understand
If you can get hold of it you'll find

Asynchronous timewarp takes me back to the previous year
In simulation, frame drop, you jitter with excitement
Because Christmas is virtually here

With this tech it could be Christmas Day, virtually, every day
You'll still hear them complain that it's still just a game
Don't they know we could already be in a simulated reality?
Do they know it's Christmas sim at all?

Asynchronous timewarp takes me back to the previous year
In realisation, frame drop, you jitter with excitement
Because Christmas is virtually here

Asynchronous timewarp takes me back to the previous year
Without reprojection, a frame drop, you stutter with excitement
Because Christmas is virtually here

You can be festive mid-year
Because Christmas is virtually here
With stylish yet comfy headgear
Christmas is virtually here
You look like a tech pioneer
Christmas is virtually here
Feel a multi-multi-millionaire
Because Christmas is virtually here