It's just a matter of time
And I'm wonderin
I guess it all depends
If the peeps of Earth got
Grit to see this through
It's just a matter of time
Oh bon appetit
It was all you can eat
But now you, take a seat
And f*ckin see this through
Oh I know it's scary
Oh I know it's hard
There's nothing on the shelves
You're stuck at home it feels like hell
Oh I know it's scary
They say this shits like SARS
And I know we'll make it through the storm
If we just stick to
Oh f*ck that, get out my way BITCH
Make a beeline for the toilet paper
Just one? Yeah, nah
F*ck you, see ya later
While I'm here I'll stock up on the
Pasta, tuna, soap, hand sanny
Tissues, meat, ramen
Did I mention toilet paper?
F*ck me, not sure if this shits gonna last
I don't wanna be stuck home with
F*cken shit on my arse
Dude take a deep breath
We're all gonna be fine
Just wash your hands and shit
It's just a matter of
Nah F- it's just a matter of time
Till what, the governments fail
Cause they didn't flatten that f*ckin line?
Now the economy's gone to shits
Half the nation's on the dole
Don't buy that shit about the bat
It's population control
It's an artificial virus
I'm tellin ya it was made
And now I can't get laid
It's all a cover-up by China
Open your eyes, take a geeze
They're stealing all our rights
And sending our shit over
I understand your concern
There's cause for alarm
There are things we should learn
To prevent further harm
I've compiled a list of things
That I feel you should know
Don't trust shit
Unless it's W.H.O
Man-made or not
The precautions are the same
To mitigate the spread
It doesn't matter who's to blame
Finally, try not to
Be too short-sighted
For the first time in a long time
All humans are united
Against a common enemy
This is not a game
It's time for solidarity
We've got no time to blame
Rather we should all aim to
Prevent lockdowns from lasting
Any longer so that life can
Go back to being the same
And to the CCP
I hope you see
That behaving transparently's
The way to go
And a pandemic response team
Would be real handy right now
Listen to your bloody scientists