Peachy Leachy - Teeth Lyrics

My vagina has teeth
It really really has teeth
I went to the doctor
And it bit her finger off

It was a normal day
I pulled my pants down
I looked at my flaps
There was teeth there
It was so weird
I was shocked
And confused

My vagina has teeth
It really really has teeth
I went to the doctor
And it bit her finger off
Now I'm getting sued
By that f*cking doctor
She looks just like a dude
With no f*cking locker

Now I'm poor
And still, want more
That doctor is so rude
Like I said she looks like a dude
I don't know what to do
Except rub my vagina with lube
Did you hear that
I just quoted
My flaps
Encore

My vagina has teeth
It really really has teeth
I went to the doctor
And it bit her finger off
Now I'm getting sued
By that f*cking doctor
She looks just like a dude
With no f*cking locker
My vagina has teeth
It really really has teeth
I went to the doctor
And it bit her finger off
This song is coming to an end
Because my vagina really hurts
If you didn't listen to me before
There's teeth in my vagina