Pen Ultimate - Can't Be Bothered Lyrics

I like making verbs out of words that aren't verbs
Perturbed, infer or get intel from an intern
Who gets help from their assistant
Work turducken-ing, for instance
Three animals, one mission
So sad, so whip more ass than Cro-Mags
Vocab nomad, they spazz like, "Oh, Dad!"
Dad not mad when they verbally massage the gonads
Wanna fight over clarity?
Look down, your toe's tagged
Oh, you Scrappy like Scooby Doo cousin
Pressure on like solvin' a Rubik's cube in the oven
Little doggy, little bite
Talkin' loud out of spite
Not tonight
Bacon Bear too sincere, enjoying the atmosphere
Red Flag will Uncle Phil Jazz in the air
Scrilly will kill thee with knowledge, energy, and a ton of care
Pen Ultimate the squad, never ill-prepared

Should've wrote a better song
Cant be bothered
Shit was takin' too long
Can't be bothered
We need to sober up
Can't be bothered
So why you talkin' to me?
F*ck this group chat, stop that
Spliff's too fat? Stop that
You're in debt? Stop that
A urine test?! Stop that
Rent check? Stop that
You spent it?! Stop that
I can't be bothered, I ain't even tryna hear it

I'm a fortune cookie ghostwriter, no nicer
'Cause I don't give a shit, low fiber
I'll post up flyer in your neighbor space soon, you Lost Dog
Gotta be cradled to make moves, lacrosse balls
Say it with your chest
You have a lung missin', sir?
Life's a dirty bitch
I still be tongue kissin' her
The code is unwritten for
A reason, my dogs go way back
Knew Old Yeller when he was Young Whisperer

Try to give a f*ck, but it's too hard
All we wanna do is sit around and write new bars
Everyone want two cars and their piece of the rhubarb
But our crew's too lazy to even bother with the food cart
Takin' the path of least resistance always been the policy
I'm sick of all the insistence to be fittin' in the colony
From where I'm sittin', y'all just in competition for the collard greens
I'm taking another path and slowly slipping into solipsy

Should've wrote a better song
Cant be bothered
Shit was takin' too long
Can't be bothered
We need to sober up
Can't be bothered
So why you talkin' to me?
F*ck this group chat, stop that
Spliff's too fat? Stop that
You're in debt? Stop that
A urine test?! Stop that
Rent check? Stop that
You spent it?! Stop that
I can't be bothered, I ain't even tryna hear it

If I don't need it, I don't want it
I'm so high, I can't even see my eyes
If I don't need it, I don't want it

Ayo, you not the only one 'cause we the Three Blind Mice

If I don't I need, it I don't want it, yo, that's honest
In times of need, I turn to trees, that's Pocahontas
Smokey the Bear can smoke a D, I smoke a forest
But we still put you on your feet like local bomb threats
If I don't I need, it I don't want it, yo, that's honest
In times of need, I turn to trees, that's Pocahontas
Smokey the Bear can smoke a D, I smoke a forest
But we still put you on your feet like local bomb threats

If I don't need it, I don't want it
If I don't need it, bruh, I don't want it
If I don't need it, I don't want it
I can't be bothered, I ain't even tryna hear it