Put the jelly back
I said
Put the jelly back
I said
You know I don't get down on your case
When you have those parties in your dorm room
But now you've taken it to a whole new level
I didn't complain when you bought a giant telly
Or when you said those things to Ted and Nellie
But would you please bring forth the j-e-l-l-y jelly
Put the jelly back
You know I said
Put the jelly back
You don't know what it's like
To be a traveling sales manager
And neither do I
But that's beside the point
When you take a penny
Why doncha leave a penny?
Same goes for j-e-l-l-y
That spells jelly
Put the jelly back
I said
Put the jelly back
I know I said
On holidays I'm down with persimmon
And other fancy stuff
Every other day
Grape is good enough
You wanna call it a fruity spread?
Fine by me, if the council approves
You wanna be shot out of a cannon at the state fair?
You live your life, I'll live mine - I got nothin to prove
Put the jelly back
I said
Put the jelly back
I know I said
I agree with you there, I wish
These term papers would go away
But that don't give you the right to leave with pb
Without the J
Yeah, put the jelly back
I said
Put the jelly back
Pretty sure you heard me
I don't care if you call it jam or fruity spread
Who knows what's goin on, inside your head
How dare you?
That's crazy talk
Everybody, down on the dance floor
Everybody, get back up
And put the jelly back
Count of three, put the jelly back
Last time, put the jelly back
Put the jelly back