Pepsigasm - Diet Doctor Kelp Lyrics

Congratulations sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here
Wow thanks, I've been dying for one of these
Where's my drink
What drink
My drink? My diet doctor kelp? Don't tell me you forgot my drink
But, you didn't order any
How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink

Where's my drink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
I've ordered everything besides the kitchen sink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
You'd remember my request or so you'd think

Where's my drink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
In this meal it truly is the missing link
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
This embarrassment, turning your cheeks rosy pink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink

My diet doctor kelp
Gonna leave you screaming help
I'm been dying for a pizza
Now I'm slamming doors saying "see ya"
(But, you didn't order any)

I didn't order any drink
Man you wrote it down in ink
Forgotten memory, this stinks
So belittled you got me asking where's my drink
Where's my drink

This so traumatic gotta go and see my shrink
Where's my drink
My diet doctor kelp is so important, at least you'd think
Where's my drink
Where's my drink

In this meal it truly is the missing link
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
Where's my drink
This embarrassment, turning your cheeks rosy pink
Where's my drink

(Oh there's my drink
My Diet Doctor Kelp
Wait send back, I prefer Pepsi)