Pepsigasm - Susan 2 Lyrics

I'd like to assume you got my letter, but I know that's not like you
You're the type of person to take the letter and ignore it
How could you take the f*cking kids, Susan
And the dog too
What about the f*cking house
You're a leech. At least give me my goddamn dog back
Little Doge misses me and I know he does
I'll tell you how I know
Whenever you leave for work I always see my little buddy

I just wish I could see the kids. They're always at school
Susan I bet you're going to give this letter to the police
I haven't committed any crime unlike you
You committed the crime of breaking my heart
You cheated on me with Chad from work
He would never treat you half as good as I did
I'm sorry Susan, I just love you so much, and our kids
They were the one good thing in my life
Susan I will shoot a hole through that dog's head if I don't see the kids
Susan please, I'm begging you
Please respond soon