If my memory serves me right, it was on the 4th of October
When the BBC had promised to show two squares
Green and red - on conventional black-and-white TV-sets
UFO starmen, funny guys
Either naked or disguised
Either clever or like frogs
(Goodness save us)
They can stop a fighter plane
Push it forward once again
Showing pictures on TV
(Goodness save us)
They showed me a flock of starmen
All were dressed in uniform
Their commander looked like Darwin
Centurely dead before
UFO starmen, funny guys
Either naked or disguised
Either clever or like frogs
(Goodness save us)
They can stop a fighter plane
Push it forward once again
Showing pictures on TV
(Goodness save us)
They showed me a flock of starmen
All were dressed in uniform
Their commander looked like Darwin
Centurely dead before
UFO starmen, funny guys
UFO starmen, funny guys
UFO starmen, funny guys
UFO starmen, funny guys
Either naked or disguised
UFO starmen, funny guys
UFO starmen, funny guys
UFO starmen!
Funny guys
Absolutely funny
Either naked or disguised they're funny
They can stop a fighter plane and
Abso-bloody-lutely