PerfectingLife - Error 365: Productivity Not Found Lyrics

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda rough
Boot up my computer, things are getting tough
Try to check my email, outlook's taking years
Teams is on the fritz, reducing me to tears

Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide of digital catastrophe

Error 365! (productivity not found!)
Microsoft's alive! (but my work's on the ground!)
Servers are fried! (everything's going down!)
I'm losing my mind! (in this digital ghost town!)

Sharepoint's not sharing, onedrive's offline
Excel's not excelling, I'm at the end of my line
Access is denying, my powerpoint's pointless now
Trying to stay professional, but I don't know how

Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide of digital catastrophe

Error 365! (productivity not found!)
Microsoft's alive! (but my work's on the ground!)
Servers are fried! (everything's going down!)
I'm losing my mind! (in this digital ghost town!)

Deep breaths.. Count to ten.. Ommmm
Who am I kidding? I can't zen my way out of this tech nightmare!

Ctrl+s! Ctrl+s! Save my sanity!
Alt+f4! Alt+f4! End this calamity!
Ctrl+z! Ctrl+z! Undo this reality!
Alt+shift+del! Erase this monstrosity!

Error 365! (productivity not found!)
Microsoft's alive! (but my work's on the ground!)
Servers are fried! (everything's going down!)
I'm losing my mind! (in this digital ghost town!)

In case of continued issues, please contact your it department
But they're all hiding under their desks!
Microsooooooft!