I cross the road and never even look one way
I always seem to know the perfect thing to say
And I don't even wave at other cars when I pass by
Don't have the time you know I'm such a special guy
And all my friends are telling me that I should be ashamed
But I'm not even listening 'cause I'm, never to blame
I spend a fortune but I never pay the tab
I just don't give a damn with I make people mad
And I throw my fellow humans under buses when I can
It's dog eat dog out here so why not man eat man
And all my friends are telling me that I might be insane
But I'm not even listening 'cause I'm, never to blame
And people tell me that I'm such a selfish little man
But they're just jealous of the way, I get, just what I want
And everyone is saying I'll regret it in the end
They keep saying karma's catching up with you my friend
And I don't hear it when laugh at me and tell me you're so vain
It might take two to tango baby but I'm
Never to blame