PHaddman - PHestive PHun and PHrolics Lyrics

It's that time of year once more
With lots of things we're wishing for
Friends and family gathered near
A time for love no place for fear
Drive a truck
Pull a plow
It doesn't matter how
But have Festive Fun and Frolics
On a farm
On the road
It's Wolfman that we goad
With our Festive Fun and Frolics
Festive joy to Wolfman
Der is ramming transit vans
Serenaar gets caked in bees
While Das gets lost in squee's
OneG drinks his tea
As PHadd sings gleefully
Drive a truck
Pull a plow
It doesn't matter how
But have Festive Fun and Frolics
On a farm
On the road
It's Wolfman that we goad
With our Festive Fun and Frolics
Our sincere wishes for you
To have joy in what you do
With insanity in our aims
Enjoying many computer games
It is with festive cheer
We wish you love both far and near
Drive a truck
Pull a plow
It doesn't matter how
But have Festive Fun and Frolics
On a farm
On the road
It's Wolfman that we goad
With our Festive Fun and Frolics