Guess that's one small step for turtle kind
But it's a giant leap I never signed
Surfing on Saturn's rings, he's got no GPS
Space station pit stops in a turtle-sized mess
Her kid was a terror, a prankster in disguise
Used my kitchen as a launch site, taking to the skies
Strapped my turtle to a bottle with paper wings
Now he's off navigating Saturn's rings
Never thought I'd see the day my pet in orbit's flight
Hope he finds his way back under the starlit night
Guess that's one small step for turtle kind
But it's a giant leap I never signed
Surfing on Saturn's rings, he's got no GPS
Space station pit stops in a turtle-sized mess
Moonwalks with aliens, showing rock tricks
Tumbling through wormholes, pulling out space sticks
He might be wishing for his old tank's embrace
But now he's a superstar in the vast cosmic space
Guess that's one small step for a turtle kind
But it's a giant leap I never signed
Surfing on Saturn's rings, he's got no GPS
Space station pit stops in a turtle-sized mess