Get set, ready to go
I got my show face on
And I'm heading for the console. War!
That CEO has got me wrapped around his fingers
New Weaponry for just a billion more
With less boots on the ground
All wrapped in supermodel, sexy devastation
The Pentagon's requesting Senate approval time
The ceilings falling, but they're raising it higher than
100 billion, with interest that never ends
They've justified it, and patriots step aside
It's all or nothing, call of duty trumps all dissenters
Yes-go no-go, stepping on the big toe
Slow-mo, no more, open up the big door
Step into the limelight, ready for the big fight
Roll it out, turn it on, ready for a fright night
I was elected by the people for the people
Constituents have hijacked me
For their future scruples
I lobby for them as I reach into their pockets
Their enemies are entirely in their heads
The tech is ready and we're testing it in real-time now
It's now or never, all Senators voted aye!
It's for your future, to nurture their blatant lies
Just Armageddon, and all with plausible denial
Tic-tac-toe, now for Uncle Sam's big blo
Hit 'em like a rodeo, welcome to the big show
Television, live transmission, quick commercial
Back to mission, War!
It does not get any stranger than this
War! Can't escape it, just embrace it. War!