Philip Sparkle - Gold Star Gay (feat. Lady Nasty) Lyrics

Hey La Dyna, did you see my gay gold star
I can't see anything right now cuz last night I was at the bar
Well, teacher says that in class I'm the very best gay (OKAY)
And it's all because I've never touched a VJ

Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Hasn't touched a pussy
Since his mama's VJ
He's a
Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Enrolled in a penis only
Membership
Everyday

Yeah, don't you know it's super cool
Sex with men is the only rule
Gays get medals when they stick
To ass and balls and strictly dick
I've been a Gold Star since my birth
Measured dicks in length and girth
But the only pussy I'll touch is cat
And there's nothing wrong with that

Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Only casting boys in his
Passion play
He's a
Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Jesus died on the cross for him
To suck dick on Sunday

Boy, I know that dick's legit because they call me La Dyna
F*ckin' sucked a f*ckin' dick from Atlanta to China
But you gotta listen closely cause I won't say it twice
You gotta put a lotta toppings on your pizza slice
And when I about talk toppings what I mean is my clit
Sausage is delicious, tossing salad's the shit
You didn't know you liked hummus 'til the day that you tried it
If you taste my twat tzatziki, you'll add it to your diet

Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Now he's thinking bout pussy in
A different way
He's a
Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Adding local pussy
To his menu today

But Dyna, I'm scared to lose my Gold Star status
Sparkle, dick is rad, but pussy's the raddest
But I'm so close to being platinum
Same as Gold Star only by cesarean
These days everybody's verse
Clutch your gym bag clutch your purse
But I hate the gym and bags the same
If you lick my pussy, you'll scream my name

Lord knows I've made my share of shame
Hunted for straight guys like the hunger games
I didn't always know that pussy was perfect
I saw a dick I had to worship
Maybe it's addition not subtraction
Multiply my pussy fraction
Time to grow up Peter Pan
Now suck my tit Mr. Milkman

Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Go and f*ck her at the Dave and Busters
On Broadway
He's a
Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Go and dock your spaceship
In her milky way

I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby

Wow! It's more delicious then Pinkberry
I popped your toppings - you popped my cherry
You've crossed the line now you'll never go back
Dick is wine but pussy's crack
Should I change my dating apps?
Don't be crazy this was just a snack
Well sign-up me up for your Blue Apron
That's misogynist
Let's try again!
Dick and Pussy - woo woo woo
Dick and Pussy - choo choo choo
Dick and Pussy - doo doo doo
Vote Democrat! 2022
Wait, when's the next election?
It's in 2020, and if you don't vote, this song accomplished nothing.

Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Kamela, Sanders, Buttigieg
They're all OK
He's a
Gold Star Gay
Gold Star Gay
Dicks & Politics and Pussy
All the Way!