Philip Taylor Jr - The Dorky Kid Shuffle Lyrics

I'm homely - can't tell end from end
I'm lonely - I ain't got no friends
I'm nerdy - action figures galore
I live at home with my mom and still do all my chores

Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Shuffle
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Slide
Everybody's doing a brand new dance and it's alright

I'm superfly in cyberspace
Think that's a lie? Just check myspace
Got three hundred friends who think I'm so cool
A black belt in karate with olympic swimming pool

Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Shuffle
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Slide
Everybody's doing a brand new dance and it's alright

It's dark in this basement that I never leave
My mom makes Hot Pockets and brings them to me
She tells me to get out and catch some fresh breeze
But she's probably working for The Man that's trying to get me

Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Shuffle
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Slide
Everybody's doing a brand new dance and it's alright (Alright)
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Shuffle
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Slide
Everybody's doing a brand new dance and it's alright (Alright)
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Shuffle
Everybody's doing The Dorky Kid Slide
Everybody's doing a brand new dance and it's alright (Alright)