The Philip Taylor Memorial - Adventures In Music Lyrics

I forgot my keys
Oh, wait, I have them right here
Where'd I put my cup? It's in my hand now I fear
I'd lose my head

I wish I could see inside the folders of my mind
Sort them by ID, by the shape, size, and kind
Sort my files and remember January to December
Losing all my marbles in the brain fluff
Wishing I could go and buy a brain buff

Now I'm searching for the hat that I've got on my head
Start to wonder if I died and forgot I was dead
This dumb head don't work, except feel like a jerk
If it's something mundane, it will put on a smirk
Or make sure to punch me, that job it won't shirk
Or punish me by teaching me how to twerk
But, if I need something that deep in me lurks
Well, you can bet all your money that I'll go berserk

Well, all this useless nonsense don't mean nothing
And all this useless nonsense, a mcguffin

I'm about to scream because I can't find the dream
Head frozen up like it's full of ice cream

All this useless nonsense don't mean nothing
Well, all this useless nonsense, a mcguffin
And all this useless nonsense like a button that popped off my sweater and fell down the gutter of life